1. Idolize the Pastor.
2. Bring in technology! Be sure your church is furnished with the most modern technological equipment. The preacher should be seen on at least seven screens scattered throughout the state-of-the-art edifice. This will elevate him to a position of high honor that he deserves. He will be bigger than life on Sunday morning, though perhaps invisible to the people throughout the rest of the week.

Messages should be interrupted by movies and YouTube clips so as to cement in the mind certain images. The movie industry should be further promoted by the mentioning of movies the preacher has seen and ones he wants to see. His influence will cause members, weak or strong to want to follow in his steps and see the same movies. Thus all the people will be made eventually culturally acceptable and up to date.

Of course, loud electronically-driven music is a given in today’s church and should be constantly updated to fit the ever-changing musical world. Do not worry about the drain on your budget. The music will draw many would-be disciples into the building, and of course, that’s where it’s at. Get them in.