Today, I invite you to consider becoming a member of the Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb, also known as the FIRKs. It's a new faith. In fact, I just started it five minutes ago.
I'm not the only one doing this. New religions are popping up all the time. Most are knock-offs of existing faiths, splinter groups, or variations on a theme. It's hard to come up with something completely different.
You probably have a lot of questions about FIRKism. I do, too. Like most fledgling faiths, we're still figuring things out. Some stuff we already know....
