But NeedHim, there probably wouldnât have been a single murder in Baltimore if not for Jared Kushnerâs code violations. Truth be told, the cityâs main problem is not political, social or economic, but spiritual, and neither Trump nor any of his score of Democratic opponents for the Oval Office has a solution for that. And when it comes to discussions of spiritual matters, Jim not only is not on the same page with you, heâs in a whole different library.
Okay, Netflix, so youâre another satanic outfit that is here and queer. Well, an awful lot of us are there, and weâre square, and yâall can go kiss a bear for all that we care. The last good movie I watched was definitely not on Netflix, and the next one wonât be either.
Dolores, the reason you stay on here is because you have committed venial sins and this is your purgatory. Just kidding! No, I think itâs because a few of us really do love you as our sister in Christ. I for one will still love you even if Alabama beats Georgia again in the SEC Championship game. Which will be MY purgatory.
It certainly was rude of the ugly Americans to bust up Germanyâs neat, orderly concentration camps and release those undesirable Juden. Why couldnât they be mannerly and refined like the friends of der Fuhrer?
Shields and Brooks, Jim? Didnât they do âBoot Scootinâ Boogie?â I have a copy of the Constitution in front of me, but would you please be a sport and show me where it says Congress is responsible for creating a healthcare plan for the American people? When they arenât otherwise occupied being racists, of course.
Horsefeathers, Jim. You canât be âpersonally conservativeâ and belong to perhaps the most liberal organization (the NEA) in America. Nor can you be âpersonally Christianâ and belong to perhaps the most anti-Christian organization in America, viz., the Democratic Party.
Good point about JAG and BDF, QC. Iâd love for them to weigh in on this, but the last Friday in July is when all (six) of the members of the Buckatunna Homeschool Association have their annual summer banquet. Tonight after supper at Kentucky Fried Possum the boys will be running trotlines across Buckatunna Creek, so they probably wonât read any of this before daybreak. But I couldnât count on all twelve fingers how many times those lads have proven what a good ejucashun they have got. They can read (eight words a minute), write (their names) and cipher up to three times eight, and that is WAY above average for the Magnolia State. Makes me proud to be a fellow Mister-Slippian.
Jim, if you think âChristian fundamentalist homeschoolingâ damages children more than public schooling does, youâre nuttier than a pecan grove in September. If youâd actually get saved, you might make sense once in awhile.
The invitation is indeed extended to all men, brother, âFor God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be savedâ (John 3:17). If they donât get saved, it isnât because God isnât willing to save them, but âbecause they received not the love of the truth, that they might be savedâ (II Thessalonians 2:10).