Psalms 37:28 For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off. Hell would be a mighty strange place for God to preserve His saints, now wouldnât it? If you arenât always saved, then you were never saved.
I sometimes grade mastersâ and doctoral theses for students in two Bible colleges. The minimum grade required for an A is 94, and very few students ever attain it. In fact, a fair number of them fail. Iâd sure hate for a surgeon with a 33 average in math to cut on me, and a mechanic who can only get 13 out of a hundred right would probably see no reason why my car shouldnât work just fine with only one wheel. The only viable future for these dunces is to become Democratic senators and representatives.
Possum is a harmonious blend of generously marbled white and dark meat that tastes like a subtle combination of lambchops and grizzly bear brisket. Some of my Appalachian-American relatives prefer to marinate it for 24 hours in mountain dew, white lightning, Tennessee branch water, or one of the many other varieties of moonshine, but never do that if you plan to grill the possum. Uncle Nate once put a PGA- (pure grain alcohol) soaked possum on the grill and a couple of minutes later the lid blew off and went all the way through the roof of the gazebo. (Actually, itâs single-wide trailer, but if a girlified boy can insist on being called âher,â then I reckon we can call a trailer a gazebo if we want to.) Please go to possumisyummy.com and sign the NTOP (no tax on possum) petition today. Eat mor possum.
Dolores wrote, âThe early Christians met in homes, hid in Catacombs, had meetings by the river.â That ainât how we do it here in Mississippi, Miss Dolores. We meet at Waffle House, or Dennyâs, or Golden Corral. We think weâre persecuted when the Methodists beat us to the buffet line. We do sometimes meet by the river, but itâs just to run our trotlines. But at least we donât have a rock band at our church, and we donât think biscuits and sweet tea should be the elements of the Lordâs supper. The average member of these boogie woogie churches donât even know what it means to be saved, so one of them leaving âthe faithâ isnât really leaving much of anything.
The same Jesus who said âFollow me, and I will make you fishers of menâ also said âHim that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out.â Isnât it wonderful that the Master Fisherman never throws any back?
Do you mean the same Jimmy Carter who recently let a sodomite help lead his Sunday school class, Jiminy? The Jimmy Carter who is a âChristianâ who supports gay marriage? No thanks. Heâs a joke and, like all liberals including yourself, not a very funny one.