Pastor: âWhat is your testimony, Sam?â Sam: âI was reading a hundred-post thread on Sermon Audio and the eloquence of the arguments combined with the acrimony, accusations and name-calling smote my heart and created in me an insatiable desire to be a Christian.â Pastor: âNow that you are saved, what do you plan to do?â Sam: âI believe God is calling me to engage in months-long debates on Sermon Audio.â Pastor: âDonât you think your time would be better spent preaching the gospel?â Sam: âAre you kidding? I have IMPORTANT things to do!â
Maybe itâs time for the Democratic Party to change its name also. How about The Party that Supported Slavery, Formed the KKK, Ramrodded Jim Crow Laws, and Strives to Keep Black People on the Plantation to this Very Hour? Their new emblem could be a donkey with a conical hood.
Yes, Jim, we should all emulate Feeney and donate to terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein and sodomite groups like the Gay and Lesbian Equality Network. Youâre a right sick puppy, Jiminy Clickit.
Itâs easy to see why you support continued widespread closures, Jim, especially of churches. It must be tough to sing âOh, How I Love Jesusâ on Sunday and then vote for baby-slaughtering, sodomite-supporting godless communists on Tuesday.
I canât imagine anyone âworshippingâ the Constitution. A ridiculous notion, and the only reason it was brought up in the first place was to disparage America and AmericansâAGAIN!âand to pick a fight. (All the while keeping oneâs mind on things above, of course.) As the estimable Nero Wolfe would say, âPfui.â
Well, Stevenr, some folks say that Matthew is really a continuation of the Old Testament way of doing things. Thatâs mighty handy for them if they want to claim that tithing is foreign to the New Testament. Whether this lady is saved or not is, as a famous (or infamous) fella said âAbove my paygrade.â That she isnât right with God and is a candidate for church discipline, however, is beyond question. She should be dealt with scripturally, like any other fallen church member. Nada mas y nada menos.