Well, UPS, thereâs your answer as to why I wasnât rejoicing over the expiration of the murder millâs license. Until every corrupt federal judge is impeached, there is no hope of any anti-abortion measure standing.
Christopher, you hurt me deeply when you made fun of my appearance. I canât help the fact that my ears are fourteen inches long and covered with fur, or that I have that third eye in the middle of my forehead. Please try to show a little sensitivity in your future posts.
Watcher, perhaps you could relieve us of some of our ignorance and lift us out of the Dark Ages by addressing the two seemingly very logical objections to a flat earth theory that I presented in my previous post. Of course if you HAVE seen the earth from outer space and can categorically state from empirical observation that it is a disc, please say so and there will be no need for further discussion.
I have never seen the earth from outer space, so I canât say from empirical observation that it is spherical. On the other hand, if it were flat, you obviously couldnât sail in one direction and come back to where you started. And surely in six thousand years, someone would have reported on having looked over the edge.
âA gathering of LGBT Christians.â âWho seek to adhere to biblical standards.â How about Christian drunkards? Christian murderers? Christian devils? What is that grinding noise I hear? Could it be Jehovah sharpening His sword?
Fantastic, Christopher? I agree, but itâs spelled with a k, you know, Fantastik. You need at least a gallon of it, along with some bleach and a can of Goop, just to scrub the dirt and grease off your face and hands so you arenât too dirty to enter the high-pressure car wash and knock some of the cooties off of you. And those clothes of yours need special treatment. I recommend a flamethrower.